Need an Excuse?
Not that I'm in favor of lying to people, but with these handy-dandy background sounds, you could probably buy yourself some time with a short phone call and a simple "running late" or "having trouble getting away" comment.Of course, you have to figure out a way to take your laptop with you, and there will need to be a wireless connection that you can hook into during your titty bar and/or happy hour "be home soon" call. (I'm sure there is a way to download this somehow, but I have neither the energy nor the patience to mess with it.)
Ladies- if you are having a hard time talking that special fella into using a condom, just go to the "Doctor's Waiting Room" background sounds and click on the "baby cry" option several times in rapid succession. He still won't want to use a condom, but it'll definitely ruin the mood - hard time no more! Heh, heh.
Link stolen from www.CollegeHumor.com.
posted by Anonymous @ 7/07/2005 08:01:00 PM
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